Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. SEX!!
English Professor
June 29th, 2011
March 29th, 2011
This stuff is total bullshit. But it’s USEFUL BULLSHIT!
Organic Chemistry professor
Did you guys know that Asians aren’t the worst drivers in America anymore? Like that one joke.. How do you blind an Asian? …You put a windshield in front of them. Haha. Well, now it’s Armenians. They think that the brake pedal is an act of cowardice.
My English professor
(Source: tifaree)
“Here’s the problem…BIG HEAD, SMALL HOLE.”
My BIO professor talking about the birthing process before evolution.
Bless her.
(Source: soulcaptains)
If you don’t shut up, I will seriously punch you in the aorta. Now, if I were to do so and lose my ring in Daniel’s aorta, would it be sucked into the lungs or the rest of the body? Anybody know?
My anatomy professor mid-lecture (via odins-flatmate)
Do you guys even know what art is? When I was in school I used to doodle all the time. Of course, all I could draw was flying penises but…
